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By Caitlin - 25/06/2016 02:07 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was shamed for turning down a mimosa at brunch. I am allergic to oranges. FML
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Nathan_R 10

I wonder how that convo went down: "Mimosa sir?" "No thanks, I'm allergic" "******* degenerate"

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Nathan_R 10

I wonder how that convo went down: "Mimosa sir?" "No thanks, I'm allergic" "******* degenerate"

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bonehead69 15

mimosas aren't all oranges.. you could have had a different kind..

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dansco 24

I've never heard of anyone allergic to oranges. Wtf

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Thor1012 28

Happens.. They give me serious migraines

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LadyNightowl 17

I feel you. I'm allergic to so many things, and it causes all kinds of issues like this, such as people being upset that I'm "being dramatic" for asking them to not touch me after consuming something I'm violently allergic to.

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