Transportation: Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML

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JokerXero 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:05

What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL

EverWatcher 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:08

He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.

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dove2424 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 17:44

1. This was on an episode of Speeders a few weeks ago. 2. You SUCK for trying to make stuff up 3. You probably are ugly if you have to make stuff up on a website to get attention. Loser

mamill97 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:32

fake it was on a tv show

ThecaptainMFM 0

Friday 30 July 2010 0:42

Don't flirt with the law.

Unstoppable15 0

Friday 30 July 2010 23:34

lmfao, rotfl , O_O Hahaha ... He bursted your bubble ! ahahaha WOW

Unstoppable15 0

Friday 30 July 2010 23:35

if it's fake or not it's STILL FUNNY,* Ahaha

Eurisi 0

Monday 2 August 2010 8:45

Where is Nelson when you need him ? Oh well. HA HA !!!

Fuckbucket 0

Friday 6 August 2010 14:00

YDI for not being pretty. ;O

dbao9 0

Monday 25 October 2010 9:12

wicked burn

YouDeservedItAss 4

Tuesday 30 November 2010 23:40

LOL. Get over yourself.

3Chris28 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:23

I saw this on MLIA. It was hilarious.

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