Miscellaneous: Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot...

By combo - 28/02/2010 09:12 - France

Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML

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Kittycorn 17

Thursday 3 January 2013 17:32

Are you a hobbit ?

VolcanoTheDragon 20

Wednesday 8 October 2014 22:49

"Rustling in the breeze"?! XD

imkool136 22

Friday 10 April 2015 6:51

My girl has toe hairs and won't believe her mom or i that girls are supposed to shave them. Thankfully they are hardly noticeable. Almost can't see them-_- but still I wish she would shave them.