Miscellaneous: Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was watching the episode... - FML

By maxus - 19/11/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was watching the episode where Spongebob smashes his guitar while playing. I walk into the kitchen to make him a snack, and I hear a loud crash... My nephew smashing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML

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By Rhianna - 22/11/2009 04:05 - Australia

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By Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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By KPKallery - 05/06/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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By FML4evs - 10/04/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2015 19:18 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML

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Today, I thought babysitting my nephew would be easy. WRONG. He put his wet teddy on the space heater to dry, and caused a fire. While I was putting the fire out, he decided to wash his burnt teddy in the sink, which blocked the plug and flooded my kitchen. FML

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akiranozaki 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 19:51

I vote you charge extra for babysitting.

batosai33 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 20:04

sue sponge bob. It is every patriotic American's duty to sue whoever they can, whenever they can, for whatever reason they can think of.

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Team_Buffy 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 7:31

YDI for letting the kid watch such a ******* retarded show

pipe7473 0

Monday 29 March 2010 2:40

but what was the nephew's age? 9 or 10 if he is able to smash an electric guitar 6 or 7 for an acoustic one

Katana9990 3

Tuesday 27 April 2010 7:10

YDI for letting your nephew watch that crap

happy_animal_lov 0

Monday 31 May 2010 7:50

I say you make his parents buy you the exact same gutair

careb 0

Monday 7 June 2010 9:55

what kind of guitar do you have? hopefully it wasnt anything worth alot.

stopreadingmynam 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 14:02

spongebob is epic.

dafish888 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 5:38

oh dude.... that sucks

rends 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 2:06

gotta love the campfire song

NinjahGirl 0

Friday 1 April 2011 5:23

oh the camping one, where he sings c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song

43trauts 14

Wednesday 25 May 2011 3:25

It was a bassinet

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