Love: Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred...

By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:03

aww she's a bitch :(

bluephoenix1498 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:04

sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned

Comments

hakkai999 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:03

awwwww! what a ****. find another girl.

balanceMMX 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:48

call up Wayne Brady- he'll choke that bitch for ya

lifeofpain 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:37

uber uber ****...should go kill herself lol...

shorty311_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:19

I'd call her a bitch and never talk to her again.

sashaingreyscale 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:48

She obviously said she didn't want to do anything with anyone as a way of avoiding doing anything with you. My guess is that your crush is pretty obvious, and that she was trying to be nice. But then she met a guy who she was interested in, and ****** you over in the process. oh and #29, a ***** is someone who has sex for money. Learn to use a dictionary.