Animals: Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the...

By Anonymous - 14/08/2014 04:38 - France

Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the small countryside village where I'm vacationing. I live in big city. I won a duck. A real, live duck. FML

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

Thursday 14 August 2014 11:37

Have you not watched Friends? You'll be fine, just buy a baby chick so it has a friend.

SoulReaper8858 2

Thursday 14 August 2014 11:37

hey, some people didn't even get a duck. be thankful :p

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AerBear115 15

Thursday 14 August 2014 20:31

Awwwwe!!!!!

murrrrf 12

Thursday 14 August 2014 20:34

That should teach you to enter small town raffles. We give away some stupid shit sometimes.

savemeSheehan 8

Thursday 14 August 2014 20:37

I will take this duck if you dont want it

rainbowsandshit1 20

Thursday 14 August 2014 20:57

Ugh lucky I want a duck

SjoyousS 4

Thursday 14 August 2014 21:16

what happened to the duck? what does OP stand for?

j_inks23 19

Thursday 14 August 2014 22:08

I don't see a problem

ImBetterInPerson 11

Thursday 14 August 2014 22:22

That's sounds epic

Sathane 21

Thursday 14 August 2014 22:48

Now you have a gift to give to a local.

a2dox 12

Thursday 14 August 2014 23:02

So are you saying winning a raffle isn't all its quacked up to be?

FadingRainbow 8

Thursday 14 August 2014 23:03

I'm sorry, but I would be ecstatic about winning a duck.

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