Miscellaneous: Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take...

By Tootsy_Roll_Pop - 23/05/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

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By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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By pathetic - 06/11/2013 13:04 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

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Ilovelife07 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:13

Serves that asshole Mr. Owl right, somebody was bound to foil his plans to keep the answer from the world

starbucks14 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:06

I wouldn't have wasted my entire day on that but i think the fact that you accomplished something like that is kind of cool, then again I'm 15. &hearts;

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vinchenzy 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 23:32

Your an inspiration to many

4realz226 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:02

My class and I did that when I was in 7th grade lol

4realz226 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:05

For every1 saying oh ur lame u have ^no life just admit it u wanted know!

loginword123 0

Monday 5 March 2012 0:45

Really I got 624

AnaLozano 3

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:15

Haha I don't think it's a fail, I think it's like a win :P (in my opinion)

Luck77 6

Sunday 15 April 2012 2:52

tell the company how many licks n what not, they'll send you about a grand

giggitygoo12 7

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:43

Yes! It has been answered

niswisk 3

Tuesday 21 August 2012 13:30

Thats actually kinda hot lol

rockerlove2013 6

Tuesday 4 September 2012 13:55

Good now go tell the owl so he's not there for like ever :)

DenisTheMenace 13

Sunday 9 September 2012 23:27

Hey you're living your life. That a seemingly pointless yet pretty cool feat. :)

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