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getbentmrbond - 14/07/2016 08:23 - Finland

Today, I realized that "Sure, we'll talk things through" is actually code word for "I'm going to end the past ten months by ghosting you". FML

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Friday 15 July 2016 8:37

Ouch. Sorry they were such a dick. But honestly if they're that immature you're probably better off

gunner1579 25

Friday 15 July 2016 8:37

Ouch. Sorry they were such a dick. But honestly if they're that immature you're probably better off

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Today, my girlfriend got evicted for having too many dogs. She expects me to let her and all 5 dogs live in my one-bedroom apartment. When I told her no, that I’d get evicted too, she said that should be a sacrifice I’m willing to make for “our family” if I really loved her. They aren’t even my dogs. FML

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Today, a soldier in my unit had unknowingly lost a GPS in the woods and my section was sent to go find it. After hours of wading through chest high swamps in 32 degree weather, the GPS was found, thanks to the soldier who lost it. It was in his vest. FML

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Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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Today, my dentist called and told me that the surgery to remove my wisdom teeth - which I desperately need and saved for a year to be able to afford - will actually cost nearly $2000 more than originally stated. The surgery is supposed to be in three days. FML

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Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML

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Today, due to sleep deprivation, I wasn't paying attention to where the elevator stopped. I walked into a flat, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. It was the flat just beneath mine. FML

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