getbentmrbond - 14/07/2016 08:23 - Finland Today, I realized that "Sure, we'll talk things through" is actually code word for "I'm going to end the past ten months by ghosting you". FML 153 16
Today, my girlfriend got evicted for having too many dogs. She expects me to let her and all 5 dogs live in my one-bedroom apartment. When I told her no, that I’d get evicted too, she said that should be a sacrifice I’m willing to make for “our family” if I really loved her. They aren’t even my dogs. FML 1 514 259
Today, a soldier in my unit had unknowingly lost a GPS in the woods and my section was sent to go find it. After hours of wading through chest high swamps in 32 degree weather, the GPS was found, thanks to the soldier who lost it. It was in his vest. FML 32 209 2 333
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML 61 372 5 157
Today, my dentist called and told me that the surgery to remove my wisdom teeth - which I desperately need and saved for a year to be able to afford - will actually cost nearly $2000 more than originally stated. The surgery is supposed to be in three days. FML 2 594 135
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML 1 704 89
Today, due to sleep deprivation, I wasn't paying attention to where the elevator stopped. I walked into a flat, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. It was the flat just beneath mine. FML 1 438 492
Ouch. Sorry they were such a dick. But honestly if they're that immature you're probably better off