Intimacy: Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't...

By kenleybunch - 12/03/2013 13:22 - United States - Greenville

Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML

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fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 19 May 2015 20:47

She's not a friend, kick them both out. Those couples that are attached at the hip are annoying and don't have that great of a relationship really.

LoZelda123 20

Tuesday 30 June 2015 5:23

seriously?! that's so messed up and inconsiderate... sorry OP. maybe start looking for a different best friend who, ya know, understands it's not cool to up and have sex on your friends couch while visiting?

whynot159 9

Thursday 8 September 2016 14:29

Time to make her your ex best friend....she's not a real friend if she did that. I would've raised hell and kicked them out. It's your place remember?