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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 07:24 - Finland

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

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Thursday 30 June 2011 15:51

Hahahaha I'm Asian & I find this hilarious!!

salvorican 24

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:52

Wow.. At least she didn't insist on calling him Jackie Chan

Comments

heyy17 10

Thursday 30 June 2011 16:05

Probably not gonna be her boyfriend much longer

ChantelRenaeee 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 16:05

I hate racists. punch her in the face for me please?!?

ImAHomosexual 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 16:05

There's actually people from Asia? I thought there was only Asians.....

rattusrattus 18

Thursday 30 June 2011 16:05

Maybe its a ploy to prevent you from ever having a boyfriend. Or your mum is racist/dumb/older than Finland. Or both. Anyway, FYL, and best of luck to you and Kevin.