Miscellaneous: Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates...

By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

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Sunday 15 April 2012 8:31

He sounds lonely. You should set him up on his own dates, and then maybe he won't feel inclined to intrude on yours.

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How awkward

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bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:43

How old is he?

staychill 16

Monday 16 April 2012 4:01

Reminds me of khloe kardashian/lamar odom with khloe's brother Rob.

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 16 April 2012 5:24

Only because the rules say three's company right?

insanenightowl 0

Monday 16 April 2012 5:46

that's like my situation

jesss_09x 0

Monday 16 April 2012 5:48

This isn't really an FML... it's cute

lemonsquid 6

Monday 16 April 2012 7:19

Hehe that's weird :3 I do that to my sister too.

angelamhill 7

Monday 16 April 2012 7:54

Maybe he's just lonely.

jessyymaree 0

Monday 16 April 2012 15:41

Family bonding!!

Cookie629 0

Monday 16 April 2012 23:31

just looking out for u

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:20

Accuse him of using your dates as fuel for his fapping fantasies...That oughta keep him away...Hopefully...

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