Miscellaneous: Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school....

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 14:51 - Ireland

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML

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Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML

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By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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HSOMGF 5

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:56

Who tells someone they're pregnant in a text? Don't people talk face to face anymore? Sad and YTDI.

you_failed 15

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:52

Wow, what irony! D: I hope you DID have safe sex. If you didn't YDI.

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who_rollerpig 4

Sunday 20 February 2011 18:57

Ahh the irony XD

kimmy0892 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 22:57

ohh wow ,

Gomez_Vidal 0

Monday 21 February 2011 7:01

I bet you gave one hell of a good speech then.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 21 February 2011 19:04

This is 50/50; FYL but at the same time YDI for not following your own advice you probably gave the teens.

chimp4494 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:49

agree #10

iDontHaveTwitter 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 7:10

does any1 elsehere smell irony?

sin211 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 2:38

can we say hypocrite?!

Max779 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 4:21

I can **** harder than her!

kei1108 13

Tuesday 22 March 2011 7:12

Maybe you shouldn't have made 2 stupid decisions; have sex in high school and being a hypocrite. I think both of them are pretty easy...

ecascio2010 9

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:27

well you're over 18 right? no problem...

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