Health: Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and...

By fatteningmeup - 26/05/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 19:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I found out why my daughter eats so many sugary baked goods. According to her, when you bake things, all the sugar and calories are "released" and so you can't gain weight from it. It seems I raised a moron. FML

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Thursday 26 May 2011 18:59

lmfao that's messed up

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Thursday 26 May 2011 19:00

Time to start cooking your own meals!

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newburton13 26

Saturday 24 March 2012 1:10

Your mom is setting you up for diabetes.

Sk8trlover19 3

Monday 26 March 2012 17:00

Id go with everyone else's advice and learn how to cook ur own meals and make ur mom have a diarrhea frenzy lol

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 10 May 2012 13:10

It would need to be sugar for the most part ... Fats don't necessarily make you fat. Your mom is stupid.

gsalmento 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 8:36

That's really messed up

Star928 7

Wednesday 15 August 2012 1:27

Sounds like hansel and Gretel.

inkdeath87 18

Sunday 24 November 2013 19:00

That is just bad parenting.

CougeeSwagg 19

Thursday 29 May 2014 6:06

Bitch be insecure as ****!

daemonsparta 16

Thursday 18 June 2015 4:12

thats one really insecure mom

One_In_Three 24

Friday 26 August 2016 4:19

I'm in a similar situation :(

Vessecora 10

Tuesday 9 May 2017 1:07

She needs some help. But at least the food was probably tasty haha

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