Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from school and found my mother singing along... - FML

By kansah - 06/10/2011 10:11 - Australia

Today, I came home from school and found my mother singing along to her latest investment, a compilation CD filled with heavy metal covers of ABBA classics. FML

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kansah 25

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:52

I am just going to make it clear, if the covers were decent I would be able to tolerate them and give my mum credit for having such excellent taste in music, however the covers are utterly horrible.

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skinthesnakes 6

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:01

That might be the most badass thing i have ever heard.

deathbreadstick 10

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:05

If my mom did that, I'd be stoked.

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Momo_Moonlight 25

Friday 15 February 2013 12:43

Your mom rocks! I want her to adopt me.

Disembob 16

Monday 7 October 2013 23:00

Why does that sound so badass?

DestinyNiya 33

Tuesday 21 January 2014 22:10

Your mom is awesome!

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Tuesday 19 August 2014 3:44

I'm not sure if I feel worse for heavy metal or Abba haha

GoldenOP 15

Wednesday 29 July 2015 20:05

Dancing Queen :D

EmDizzle2007 28

Friday 1 November 2019 7:30

you let her live her best life.

randybryant799 20

Monday 17 January 2022 0:41

And???

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