Holidays: Today, I came home after a 2 week long vacation during which...

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By IAmMe204 - 19/08/2016 13:52 - Puerto Rico - Canovanas

Today, I came home after a 2 week long vacation during which I didn't have phone access. I turned it on excitedly thinking of all the notifications from friends I would receive. I guess no one missed me. FML

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r83839 22

Saturday 20 August 2016 5:16

Or they knew you were going on vacation with no phone service and that's why they didn't text you.

leafynitemare 24

Thursday 25 August 2016 11:06

Well you probably warned them not to text you. Why are you surprised that they listened? lol

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ExterminatorRex 4

Saturday 20 August 2016 1:49

That same thing happens to me, it sucks ;-;

r83839 22

Saturday 20 August 2016 5:16

Or they knew you were going on vacation with no phone service and that's why they didn't text you.

bickdig69 8

Saturday 20 August 2016 7:07

LET IT LOAD i went on a long trip with out my phone i turned it off before leaving came back and notifications took 5 minutes to start loading

leafynitemare 24

Thursday 25 August 2016 11:06

Well you probably warned them not to text you. Why are you surprised that they listened? lol

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