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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:54

Who cares what your sister thinks... As long as he treats you right, and you like/love him, that's all that matters.

enonymous 8

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I'm hoping it was Waldo and she's just jealous she didn't find him first

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hobojo69 23

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:21

Dude if I was the guy I would have liked totally like start French kissing right in front of her, then been like you were saying!

loser_lover95 9

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:19

Wheres your sisters boyfriend?

ohxdamnxkay02 12

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:49

i think option C is the correct answer (:

Ottokiller 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:58

its a compliment. She basicly thinks u got a hot bf

betty_white 12

Wednesday 12 October 2011 8:21

this fml keeps yu guessing o.o

thethatoneguy_21 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 9:19

Yea, I'm wondering that too, but maybe the lil sis is just suffering from option C. That and maybe an inferiority complex.....

ronnieboo 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:07

Was he that hot?

jennifer42293 4

Thursday 13 October 2011 5:40

Jelous much ?

fricknugget 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:29

OHHH MAA GAAWWWWD. really?

samantha49p 11

Tuesday 21 July 2015 20:51

I would have smacked a bitch if that's what my sister said when I brought my BF

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