Intimacy: Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room...

By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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englishmuffin 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:05

Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?

mycoffeesucks 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:07

if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML

Comments

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Tuesday 30 October 2012 4:38

Staff?! Wha wha whaaaaat?!

xRezSynn 15

Wednesday 13 February 2013 11:51

FHL.

kailarahne 19

Monday 17 March 2014 4:50

This is only embarrassing if you're not comfortable enough with your significant other to talk about stuff like that... Which.. If you're "messing around" you should be comfortable