Animals: Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was... - FML

By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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random__user 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:06

You deserved it, you idiot. The puppy didn't though.

sexyx0sandyyy 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:03

awww! poor puppy!!! how cute/sad!

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Love_For_A_love 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 18:36

Well stuff like this happens. I hope it didn't get to hurt.

palidian 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:00

jackass

OMGoriginality 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:28

Who teh **** kicks a puppy, your ass should get kicked by the ASPCA. They would put you into a different kind of corner tho.

flame1819 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 6:07

#1 you stole my comment! >:0

flame1819 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 6:09

f*** you #10 he could have killed it!!! and that was very illegal

LauraTheKiwi 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 15:48

YOU DON'T KICK MOSQUITOES D:

MrC19 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:03

that's ****** up man

goatboy197 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 19:15

poor puppy :( But with lots of love and affection (and maybe some housebreaking) it will love you again

as456d1 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 13:14

thats really sad. i feel sorry for that puppy. hope he/ she''s ok now.

laxgirl3 0

Friday 26 February 2010 15:39

I hope u kan fix the prob...awwwww pppooooorr puppyyyyyyy! =(

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