Love Today, after finally getting a girlfriend for the first time... - FML

mr. lame - 19/05/2016 17:03 - United States - Cleveland

Today, after finally getting a girlfriend for the first time ever, I woke up. FML

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Friday 20 May 2016 9:07

just go back to sleep

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Friday 20 May 2016 2:37

Hey, you know what they say! Dreams can cone true ^_^

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Friday 20 May 2016 2:37

Hey, you know what they say! Dreams can cone true ^_^

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Friday 20 May 2016 4:16

This fml is so overused. Just don't even try anymore.

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Friday 20 May 2016 9:07

just go back to sleep

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Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML

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Today, my best friend, who I've had a crush on for over 2 years, and who I could describe as unattainable, asked me out on a date. It went great and ended with an amazing kiss. Then she texted that she thinks she actually likes girls. She's unattainable, alright. FML

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Today, I’m still on bed rest recovering from life-altering surgery. My pain is unreal but the pills make me nauseous or knock me out cold. When I try to express what I’m going through, all anyone tries to do is cheer me up without listening. I just want someone to understand what I’m going through. FML

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Today, I finished my project two weeks early. Now I am being laid off because there is no work to do. FML

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Today, at my workplace, $200 checks were given to every employee for how well the corporation was doing. The temps didn't get any. Guess who was the only temp. FML

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Today, I was talking to my dad and told him that I want to be a hotel maid, hoping that he would tell me "You can do better, you're smart, etc." Instead he said, "I'm glad you finally have a goal that you can actually achieve." FML

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