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By pika pika chu - 05/08/2016 19:58

Today, a month ago my mum thought me playing Pokemon go was a waste of time, then she started playing it on my phone so she wouldn't have to use her data, now today I missed 4 important phone calls from my boss because she secretly took my phone and spent all day catching Pokemon. FML

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Echo13243 13

Sunday 7 August 2016 1:19

Tell her to use her own phone, teach her how to download the game, and change your phone's passcode. If that doesn't work, then log out of Pokémon go. Eventually she'll resort to using her own devices.

bickdig69 8

Sunday 7 August 2016 23:59

At least she's catching you Pokemon and leveling you up

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Echo13243 13

Sunday 7 August 2016 1:19

Tell her to use her own phone, teach her how to download the game, and change your phone's passcode. If that doesn't work, then log out of Pokémon go. Eventually she'll resort to using her own devices.

bickdig69 8

Sunday 7 August 2016 23:59

At least she's catching you Pokemon and leveling you up

NeneJPhilly 8

Wednesday 10 August 2016 23:53

See me & her would be having a talk about respect & boundaries. Hopefully your job isn't in jeopardy.

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