My fiancé's buddy has been 'crashing for a bit, til he gets his... - FML

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By sleeplesswithaparasite - 28/07/2017 06:49

My fiancé's buddy has been 'crashing for a bit, til he gets his shit together' it's been 7 months. He's a lazy, fat bastard who snores loudly and makes nasty noises in his sleep. He refuses to chip in with bills or clean anything. And my fiancé wonders why I'm never in the mood anymore.

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 29 July 2017 9:19

Sit your fiancé down and talk to him about it. He can't read your mind. If you have proof that he isn't actually putting in the effort to get his shit together, show that to your fiancé. I advise resolving this before the wedding, because otherwise you can look forward to a marriage where your husband lets his family walk all over himself and you.

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 29 July 2017 9:19

Sit your fiancé down and talk to him about it. He can't read your mind. If you have proof that he isn't actually putting in the effort to get his shit together, show that to your fiancé. I advise resolving this before the wedding, because otherwise you can look forward to a marriage where your husband lets his family walk all over himself and you.

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