Today, I used a convenient store restroom, that wasn't very clean.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2018 18:19

Today, I used a convenient store restroom, that wasn't very clean. When I got off of the stool my phone fell on the floor. I turned around and leaned over to pick it up. The toilet, equipped with an auto flusher flushed so a drop of dirty public toilet water splashed up and hit me in the eye. FML

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