Love, Embarrassing, Awkward and Social Media: Creeper - FML

Creeper

By Anonymous - 17/07/2026 15:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I accidentally liked a social media post from 2017 while scrolling through someone's profile. I panicked and blocked him. Then I remembered that blocking him wouldn't stop the notification from being seen, so I just shut my phone off and unsuccessfully tried to convince myself that it never happened. FML

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Chazzster 29

Saturday 18 July 2026 22:41

Don’t stalk and this won’t happen.

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Chazzster 29

Saturday 18 July 2026 22:41

Don’t stalk and this won’t happen.

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