By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane
All the FMLs
By Anonymous - 16/12/2015 04:04 - United States - Pleasanton
By fmltom - 16/12/2015 02:21 - United States - Las Vegas
By hi_im_ughlee - 16/12/2015 00:32
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By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham
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By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich
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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford
Sneaky boy
By anonymous - 15/12/2015 06:00 - United States - Huffman
By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque
By InfestedCarOwner - 15/12/2015 02:16 - United States - San Francisco
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Hey Guys, OP here! I'm amazed this got posted, haha. As for my rat situation - Thank you for all the suggestions. I'll definitely try and trap them in the sticky traps. For anyone telling me to clean my car, I work in pizza delivery and my cars actually very clean. I have to clean it on a regular basis, But that doesn't mean it won't smell like food all the time. A little extra backstory, Our neighbors had a rat infestation, too. We're assuming that whichever rats survived decided to make our trash cans their home, and since my car is right next to the trash cans, They got in. Also, For the people saying to use cats - A family member suggested we use our kittens to get them out. Which I'm not going to do.
By hatemyjob - 15/12/2015 00:15 - Canada - Winnipeg
By msizziec - 14/12/2015 23:09 - United Kingdom - Tiverton
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Hello, OP here! I work in a mental health and learning disability care home, so when I say resident I mean in the sense they live there. He's normally absolutely lovely, very quiet and calm, however something clearly snapped that day. I'll never know whether it was on purpose or not unfortunately! It was only a small torch (flashlight) but it was dropped about 10 ft directly onto my temple which was incredible aim if nothing else. It's not a locked unit so he's allowed stuff like that, however I did "misplace" it after the incident. A trip to the hospital emergency department after my shift proved there's no long lasting damage other than a mild concussion. After that though I've kept my distance from him... just in case!
By pampa31 - 14/12/2015 17:21 - Mexico - Tijuana
By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte
By Anonymous - 14/12/2015 03:23 - United States - Lancaster
By noodlesandmilk - 13/12/2015 14:10 - Australia - Canberra
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By disgusted - 13/12/2015 07:45 - United States - Logan
By sudoku_fiend - 13/12/2015 04:40 - United States - Millville
Confused
By anonymous - 12/12/2015 20:58 - United States - San Francisco
By Ihadnoidea - 12/12/2015 19:41 - Canada - Ottawa
By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring
By fionna_fiamma - 12/12/2015 13:33 - Slovenia - Maribor
YAAAAAAAAAAAASS
By shat - 12/12/2015 07:14 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 05:32 - United States - Alexandria Bay
By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:54 - United States - Torrance
By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:12 - United States - Santa Clarita
By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack
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Turns out it was just hormones. As you can see, I am a girl, so that kinda set my sister off because she wants her son to look like a boy. Also, my sister and I looked very much alike when we were growing up, so that could be why my mother sees a resemblance in my nephew. Anyway, she said it was nothing against me she's just emotionally overwhelmed, but hey I got an FML and a laugh out of it! Thanks for the congrats, hope it made you all laugh too! (: