Love: Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding....

By dwaggle - 02/07/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

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By marryinghimanyway - 29/08/2013 02:21 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

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Thursday 2 July 2009 10:01

Your wife is a bitch. You deserve better!

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Thursday 2 July 2009 10:28

Bad news: You're getting a divorce. Good news: You're rid of a heartless bitch. FYL.

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teechur 15

Saturday 15 August 2015 4:31

Cold!!

LyricaSilvan 29

Monday 24 August 2015 1:13

Wow...that is incredibly wrong. You don't do that to somebody. Sorry about that, OP.

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