Love: Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding....

By dwaggle - 02/07/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

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Starsmydog 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:01

Your wife is a bitch. You deserve better!

mehwhateverr 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:28

Bad news: You're getting a divorce. Good news: You're rid of a heartless bitch. FYL.

Comments

nini_bby 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 12:01

dang that's gotta suck

sjhill 32

Saturday 24 December 2011 11:34

Woah. That's got to sting. What a bitch.

Hakam08 3

Tuesday 1 May 2012 2:17

sucks to be u

stonedfishies 10

Thursday 28 June 2012 13:11

...that's real shitty of her.

allisadawn91 8

Friday 1 March 2013 8:49

Are you ******* kidding me? Bitch.

Maycontainnuts 17

Monday 27 May 2013 14:44

To all those asking if it was a joke, presumably, she's been thinking about this for some time. And it sounds like they clarified it after she said "I want a divorce". I think considering OP's posting this on fml means that he's sure it's not a joke.