Work: Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized... - FML

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By Fred - 27/06/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML

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berauscht 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:03

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

T1MT1M 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:03

YDI. Idiot.

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LemonLolly 10

Thursday 28 June 2012 3:20

You piece of shit

LokitaAzulita 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 2:17

Wow cheaters always get caught, yu may think yu get away with it but yu never do! Hope yur wife respects herself enough to leave uu

CRAZYx2 7

Monday 20 August 2012 4:20

Ladies and Gentlemen, Karma.

supasophie99 2

Tuesday 21 August 2012 19:30

YDI. I hate cheaters so much. You make me sick.

merrielp 13

Monday 10 September 2012 18:10

My father in law has a special word for people like you... FUCKTARD

aksweetheart 7

Saturday 22 September 2012 21:34

Damn you autocorrect? Haha but you do deserve it for cheating just saying

TrafalgarLaw_fml 4

Thursday 4 October 2012 20:51

If you're going to cheat, have some courtesy and don't put it on the Internet.

taylorgangg 9

Thursday 29 November 2012 22:29

You're a scumbag

brianna27 8

Friday 21 December 2012 7:34

That's nobody's fault but yours.

gymnast4life77 17

Thursday 24 January 2013 23:26

**** yourself cheater >:(

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