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By Fred - 27/06/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML
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berauscht 0

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

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AnonymousJLi 0

I felt bad for you until I read that ur a cheater

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tohaveandtohold 0

u deserve it for cheating on ur wife, go 2 hell bastard

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cinnomonroll 0

u idiot! how could u cheat on your wife? I feel sorry for her, she has to spend the rest of her life married to u.

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SemperFi1019 0

What did we learn? -_- Loser.

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ariestiger15 0

that's wat u get for cheating u loser. I hope she devorses u!

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glitterkricket17 0

I hate ppl like u wanting sympathy for cheating. ydi. Dn't cheat. simple ass that.. hope she leaves ur ass.

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pikapika94 0

fucktard!!!!!!!!

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