Thanks, I guess…
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It's all too much
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Happy Nothing
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errr its pretty obvious.
he wants butt secks. many happy returns, though I'm sure you'll get some weird looks if you brought that back to the store.
Crappy gift indeed.
Well, you'll probably be getting lubricant for Christmas...
Maybe he thought you were screaming more in the bathroom than in the bedroom
Most likely he wants to try anal and want it to be all clean and cosy in there.
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he wants to enter from the back door maybe lol jk .
For your b-day he will be making your outlet pipe wider. Shame OP. Good luck
Crappy gift....ha
Yea, you can tell him he's not getting any if he thinks an enema is necessary - he has obviously NOT done his homework on the topic. On top of that he's only thinking about himself on YOUR b-day. Hinting that he wants anal is NOT the way to do it, he need s to make YOU want it yourself (not for pleasuring him). No anal for guys like that.
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Nothing says happy birthday like a clean asshole. Take it all in stride.
Swiggity swooty he's coming for that booty!