Thanks, I guess…
Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States
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Birthday blues - 13/12/2018 22:00
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amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul
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random123 - 29/11/2009 05:16 - United States
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It's all too much
Anonymous - 23/06/2024 09:00 - United States
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Happy Nothing
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Deaf Dumb & Blonde - 01/09/2016 21:17 - United States
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salt. - 28/02/2012 22:04 - United States
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Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France
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PandaBurst
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Most people get birthday sex. You, my dear, are getting birthday anal. Haha! Have fun with that one. *Cringes*
MrBoredomioo
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Now that's a crappy gift!
Maybe he is trying to tell you 1.) He's kinkier than you. 2.) He does NOT use condoms during anal sex. 3.) He sincerely wishes to do your sweet virgin anus. 4. He is already contemplating the next virgin orifice...
He obviously wants anal, not hard to notice.
He wants to stick it in your pooper!
fckmylife1018
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I didn't even receive a single gift on my birthday
Maybe he has a fetish?
he wants anal
I see what you did there.
CoriCat
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Nothing says happy birthday than good clean anal!
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Nothing says happy birthday like a clean asshole. Take it all in stride.
Swiggity swooty he's coming for that booty!