My last brain cell By Lewis - 25/01/2019 19:00 - France - Paris It has been a tough week I agree, your life sucks 281 You deserved it 73 Share Tweet Share
Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 949 You deserved it 396
Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML I agree, your life sucks 51 638 You deserved it 19 265
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 367 You deserved it 274
Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML I agree, your life sucks 54 967 You deserved it 3 310
Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 171 You deserved it 1 104
Today, I was complaining to my roommate that I never get asked out. Then, at work, a mentally challenged man left me his phone number on his pay ticket. Well, I guess I can't complain about never getting asked out. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 465 You deserved it 7 341
Today, my husband of 10 years decided only after I told him I wanted a divorce that his niece is also his daughter. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 016 You deserved it 276
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 827 You deserved it 4 124
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