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Anonymous - - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
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Cazz91 21

I bet that was quite an eye catching sight to see.

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DocBastard 38

You should sell your boyfriend to the circus. Not because of his crazy eyeball trick, but just so you can get rid of the idiot.

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buckeye_state 11

am I the only person who thought of Beetlejuice?

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Kataclysm97 32

Eghhh o.o I wouldn't have been able to handle that either .-. Don't feel bad.

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Rianokami 22

Noooooooooo! Eyeball stuff like this freaks me out. I'm so sorry that your boyfriend did this, OP.

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utrax 23

That's pretty interesting. Disturbing, but interesting.

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WhiteCrimson 23

That had to be a crap one to clean. Hope you did not gross the shit out of your boyfriend

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bonkers_becca 10

but he grossed the shit out of her first...literally!!!

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

Why did this start with "Today..." at the beginning? It would have made more sense without it.

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FlickWaffle 30

oh you poor thing! At least you can see the funny side!

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pandarammer 7

Maybe from now on you should sleep on the toilet, just in case.

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live2loveurself 11

How long ago was this posted? Thanksgiving was last month ..

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nitrog100 21

I don't know why we let you guys be a country...

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MisUnFortunate 31

I don't know why you think all Americans are just as stupid as the few that make stupid comments. **** you, bro.

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omgomgomg_NO 13

#87 - Thanksgiving in America is in November.

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sanecatlady 13

Thanksgiving is near the end of November in the States, in Canada it's early in October. I thought every Canadian knew that, and now I am hanging my head so low in shame I almost scratched my face on my Remembrance Day Poppy pin. V_V

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notsofriendly 17

The whole eyeballs thing isn't that funny but the wording of the FML sure is!

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