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Anonymous - - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
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Cazz91 21

I bet that was quite an eye catching sight to see.

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DocBastard 38

You should sell your boyfriend to the circus. Not because of his crazy eyeball trick, but just so you can get rid of the idiot.

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perdix 29

I'm imagining a long, brown float that stretches for 4-5 blocks, requiring dozens of people holding ropes to keep it from floating away, in the shittiest Thanksgiving parade ever.

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twssftw 5

So that's probably the weirdest way I've ever heard someone say they pooped their pants. points for style for relating it to the upcoming holiday, I guess.

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JMichael 25

That's the weirdest thing I've heard.

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perdix 29

I'll bet there's a hole lot of dumping going on over there.

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nandybear 19

Well that must've been an interesting wake up call.

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stoych 19

One day he's going to pop them out and not be able to pop them back in. That's going to be an awkward situation to explain to the ER....

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apu_nahasapeemap 10

So you mean his eyeballs are literally out and dangling by the optic nerve? Not only is that gross, I have a feeling he's going to regret it one day if he keeps doing that.

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stoych 19

I've seen a guy on tv in the uk do this, they just really bulge them out basically, it doesn't hang but still looks very creepy. Almost cartoon like to be honest.

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lolita88_fml 27

Ick. That's just unfair and gross, I hope y'hit him with a pillow. Or something harder.

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