Embarrassing, Cars and Transportation: Dumbass

Dumbass

By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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uglymoose89 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

ahahhaahha, i'm sorry but that's hilarious. Sometimes common sense commits suicide when we need it. =D

kkkristennnn 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

dumbass

Comments

alyssialui 3

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:05

u didnt c the window open the 20mins u were on the phone?!?!

oasisaddict 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:05

Honestly, you couldn´t be more stupid.

KenMcGormick 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:10

You redefined the whole meaning of "stupid"

emmaleelee 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:13

#43--Sadly, they probably could be. Want to see some stupid friggin people? Go to notalwaysright.com.

dancercuity922 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:13

omg you are so stupid

Tehalon 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:16

You should get your womb or balls removed for the sake of the human race. You should be forbidden to reproduce! Thus hereby I forbid you to reproduce for the sake of mankind.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:19

Omfg #26: that is freaking hilarious, I remember that episode. You my sir are a high class idiot.

mxv13 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:24

you also forgot the "t" in "the" way to go ;]

t3resa 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:30

LOL.

mimimi_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:41

if this is true, i cant believe you would even share this idiotic story with the entire world. this is really sad. you're not by any chance blind are you?