Embarrassing, Cars and Transportation: Dumbass

Dumbass

By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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uglymoose89 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

ahahhaahha, i'm sorry but that's hilarious. Sometimes common sense commits suicide when we need it. =D

kkkristennnn 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

dumbass

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JustBeatIt 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 10:50

Lmao. That's all I've got to say!

MKC_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 11:56

do you drive high often?

rosario_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 14:47

Are..are you blind as well as stupid?

DeeJayD 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 15:34

All the people saying the OP is retarded, I know someone the exact same thing happened to, and they're a highly qualified doctor doing medical research. It can happen to anyone, regardless of intelligence.

mcmizzle 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 16:14

aww. this happened to my friend... twice actually.. dont worry about it.. it happens

fmlcommenter 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:03

look down stupid bitch

capilot 10

Saturday 18 April 2009 18:45

OK, so a guy goes up to a car and sees a locksmith working hard on the driver's door. Being clever, the guy walks around and opens the passenger door. "Hey, you know, this side's not locked". The locksmith replies "I know, I already did that side."