By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan
Clean-freak criminal
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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 07:17 - Canada - Winnipeg
Not drunk, just sad
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By signinept - 18/09/2009 23:28 - United States
Speed 3
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TinyDancer22 tells us more.
By Geemeisters - 08/11/2015 10:03 - United Kingdom - Studley
Rekt
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Uber awkward
By nitrok - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Guess I'm coming out in a Ford Focus
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - West End
By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 15:36 - United States
ns0 tells us more.
Here's the whole story; I got up one morning for work, went to my car, plates were stolen (just the back). I called the police in SLC, UT (801)-799-3000 (non-emergency). The dispatcher took my information and told me she'd mark the plates as stolen but i'd need to file a report to get a replacement plates from the DMV (the DMV doesn't allow you to get duplicates unless you file a police report for lost/stolen plates so you cant have multiple cars and multiple tags). The dispatcher told me a police officer could meet me there in an hour however i was already late for work and the police department is about 9 blocks away from my place so i (YDI, i know) decided I would drive down there really quickly and file a report. WITH a police report cops won't impound your car. Without the police report, they do -- and i've come to learn don't give a crap about your story. I was literally 3 blocks away from the police station when it happened. When I went in and filed a police report (after having to walk the remaining 3 blocks) the police officer told me that I can fight the impound by fighting the charge, and since I now have a valid police report they will refund the impound fee. BTW i got pulled over on my way to the DMV with the police report after I got my car out of the impound and the police officer happily let me go. Lesson learned, just wait for the cop, but I was in a hurry and late for work.
People are awful
By Anonymous - 07/09/2015 14:21 - Australia - Auburn
Really wants the set of plates
By Rasta Pickles - 17/12/2022 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol
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By Anonymous - 01/09/2018 20:30
Where am I?
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By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium
The worst
By mommylovesu - 15/03/2011 02:25 - United States
Bad day
By hopefulanonymous - 20/11/2009 16:01 - United States
Assholes
By Third trimester - 26/05/2017 17:00 - Canada - Toronto
By therosalina - 01/10/2018 10:30 - United States - Duluth
Nice view from up here
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Norsborg
By poisongrl - 06/09/2011 22:53 - Macedonia
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Yes I have a towel in my car. I bring my dog to the beach all the time and use towels to cover the seats.