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Wasted
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Crack!
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smiley1014 tells us more.
Nice
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By joeker124 - 18/11/2016 05:55 - United States - North Fort Myers
joeker124 tells us more.
Hey, OP here. I appreciate all of the positive comments, and, not going to lie, he's been my friend since birth and it did kind of make me laugh when he first did it. But when he did sober up, I he apologized and cried, asking for help. So he'll be joining me next week and I'm very excited to get my best friend back. Again, thank you guys for the positive comments.
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By HeyTherexxx - 21/04/2014 01:02 - United States - Diamond Bar
HeyTherexxx tells us more.
Unfortunately, seeing them was inevitable. I'm trying not to get involved, but needless to say, it's difficult. Apparently, my mother is going to tell my step-dad, but she's a liar sometimes. One step at a time, I suppose.
By systeminitiated - 02/05/2009 04:55 - Canada
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Beggars can't be choosers
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Freeze
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Intense humming
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By SakuraFubuki92 - 12/03/2012 02:13 - United States
SakuraFubuki92 tells us more.
Well, I get disability because I can't walk well and am really sick so I barely make enough to put up my part of the rent, let alone move. My best friend/roommate has already complained.
By igotpride - 09/12/2013 21:01 - United States
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I guess I didn't put on the FML that I am a male. My wife told me that she wants me to wear my ring (except during work, which is Aviation and we're not allowed). I told her I wasn't comfortable wearing it in the ocean, and she said I had to anyway. After losing my ring, my wife bought snorkel equipment and I spent an hour diving for it until the sun set. My wife and I have been married for 5 years, and we both got a laugh out of it, and we purchased another ring the next day in a Hawaiian market that now has a story and more meaning than the first ring.