•
•
•

RPattzs_gurl

0

0

0

59

1284

142

Carrollton, USA
32
Thursday 12 August 1993

Rpattzs_gurl

I'm just your average teenage girl :)

Rpattzs_gurl -

Rpattzs_gurl -

Rpattzs_gurl

lovers5201

roarergrea...

gentry6451

Aerosmith7...

Blizzicus

dno79

big_sam199...

JayL80

ratman775

Hiimhailey...

mattv88

Ryanc621

Rpattzs_gurl

Rpattzs_gurl

Scarred for life

Aly - 09/12/2011 15:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

48 200

5 870

Where is she now?

RensM - - New Zealand

Today, I went to the movies. I was sat next to a woman who talked through the film and said, "Awwww" every time she saw a primate. I went to see 'Rise of Planet of the Apes'. FML

38 962

3 248

Remember when conspiracy theories were fun?

ET. - - United States

Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML

28 008

2 710

W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

39 110

5 036

EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

40 329

7 539