By yen - 07/10/2018 22:00
The Top
By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 05:32 - United States - Alexandria Bay
By Anonymous - 09/03/2017 12:00
Slurs a gogo
By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 13:47 - United States - Roxboro
It's coming!
By badmom - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint Catharines
By WellFineThen - 17/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Cedar Falls
By holywowz - 17/05/2017 18:00
Smart kid
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Pleasanton
By AkaiKitsune - 12/08/2017 11:00 - Canada - Victoria
By sadCowboysfan - 15/09/2017 05:05 - Canada - Ajax
sadCowboysfan tells us more.
By ScarletSpirit - 10/08/2016 10:10
ScarletSpirit tells us more.
Hi there, OP here. We talk frequently on social media now and we still flirt a lot, now "have you hiccuped lately?" is our opening question to each other :)
A job well done.
By belly the jelly - 30/10/2017 21:00
By Seeyounarabish - 11/07/2016 03:06 - United States - Pearland
Seeyounarabish tells us more.
Hi OP here! I was talking with my mom and sister when the wasp somehow made it's way underneath the top part of my dress. I'm not sure how to visualize this for you guys but the top part of the dress has lace that's separate from the rest of the body so it's a bit difficult to notice if a wasp flies into that part because there's a slight gap between the regular fabric and the actual lace. Also because wasps have feet as light as ninjas. I do my laundry regularly, I just thought that the wasp mistook that part of my dress as the perfect place to start building its nest. Or maybe the wind accidentally directed it there? I'm not entirely sure. Anyways, I enjoyed reading everyone's comments and I hope that answers most of y'alls questions! Fortunately, I was lucky enough that the wasp was too confused to sting me! :)
By Elevated fear - 24/12/2017 19:00
By j. farmer-smith - 09/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Jamestown
By sis - 19/02/2018 16:30 - United States - Hesperia
Hot hot hot
By Oops - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By Dipping Tired - 20/04/2016 23:17 - United States - Brooklyn
By mel - 25/03/2016 13:20 - United States - Smithville
Sampled
By zachhewett - 02/02/2016 22:53 - United States - Birmingham
By unbelievable208 - 05/08/2009 05:28 - United States
By Anon - 17/03/2017 13:00 - Australia
Biology major
By LilPie - 19/11/2015 22:10 - United States - Fort Washington
By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 16:33 - United States - Orlando
Choose wisely
By limegreenpoopie - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Valrico
By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks
Hard shoulder
By me. - 11/07/2016 03:00 - United States - Norman
Christmas Chaos
By shaggyberaddy - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By Nothanks - 06/06/2016 02:43
By Anonymous - 22/04/2016 20:14 - United States - Charleston
Keywords
Hi op here, just to let you know how it worked out, it took me about half an hour to open it up after the lock got stuck. For the most part, nobody bothered me except for a few guys who made a point of talking about me being circumcised (unusual in Canada). Eventually, a friend of mine let me borrow some shorts so I could get someone to cut my lock off. I went and bought a key lock right after.