Friends, Weird, Cats and Miscellaneous: What the hell am I doing here?

What the hell am I doing here?

By weirdome23 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 800

You deserved it 8 732

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Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 243

You deserved it 45 864

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I agree, your life sucks 418

You deserved it 133

Libel

By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 14:00

Today, my friends told me that my girlfriend of over a year and a half refers to me on Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat as "the monster I can't get rid of." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 577

You deserved it 212

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Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML

I agree, your life sucks 344

You deserved it 105

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 976

You deserved it 8 631

By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 064

You deserved it 3 098

By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 665

You deserved it 5 159

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By meowitzer - 22/04/2020 05:02

Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 437

You deserved it 224

Where did everyone go?

By LoveUGuysToo - 05/08/2020 14:03

Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 191

You deserved it 743

By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 931

You deserved it 8 805

marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 26 April 2011 15:59

No shit, you must be weird for having friends like that.

Tuesdays76 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:03

Who doesn't have a Facebook for their cat?

Comments

fogrunner 13

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:25

She sounds cool.

im_awsome 2

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:26

maybe yu guys are both weird. if shes your "friend" yu guys must have stuff in common

HingaDingaDurgen 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:28

There is no such thing as an "unhealthy" obession with Harry Potter.

darkalchemist 6

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:31

She sounds like me(minus the FB for her cat)! We hate people in general because they're annoying. D: Stupid annoying muggles. The Dark Lord will take care of you lot soon enough. :)

boatkicker 4

Tuesday 26 April 2011 21:19

The Dark Lord was killed in in 1998. Time to find yourself a new leader.

skitzofreniks 5

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:40

I love Harry potter so much that I made sure I was at the grand opening of the theme park in Universal Florida last year. I also made sure I was one of the first couple hundred people into the park so I could see the stars of tge films and watch the banner dropping live! LOL. I also proposed to my (now) fiancee that day at the park. my life is awesome.

dudeitsdanny 9

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:21

I was planning on proposing to my (now) ex there.. With a ring in a pokeball. Your life IS awesome

lets_be_ian 5

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:58

MLIA? I think you are on the wrong site.

caaassy_fml 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 2:02

his life is awesome, but The girls you Will both end up marrying are very lucky ! a guy who proposes at HP Wizarding world is awesome. just sayin' ! :)

AntoshaChekhonte 6

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:42

Weird is relative, sweetheart. She sounds a lot like me and a number of my friends. We love Harry Potter, dislike other people in general, and while we've never created a FB page for a pet, we did debate the merits one day of whether or not my roommate's Jack Russell needs one. I think she does.

starwind3438 9

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:51

I think you are an idiot.

AntoshaChekhonte 6

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:03

That's sweet of you. I bet it took you all week to come up with that blistering insult and you just decided to use it on me! I'm honored. I bet your parents are so proud of you.

froob 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:43

Cats have feelings too, jerk!

ttubear 17

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:51

You're really offended by being called weird? Biggg deal. How old are you? 12?

singingfreak525 8

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:59

harry potter, though i'll see you muggles at leakycon

epyk_pryncess 8

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:01

so? my room mates call me a vampire because I only come out at night. I like harry potter too, my corgi has a fb, and I'm trying to start a rebel army of animals. it's gonna be the modern day animal farm, with real artillery. and ducks smoking Cuban cigars. +_+ you think I'm kidding...?