Friends, Weird, Cats and Miscellaneous: What the hell am I doing here?

What the hell am I doing here?

By weirdome23 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

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You deserved it 8 732

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You deserved it 3 098

By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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You deserved it 5 159

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You deserved it 224

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You deserved it 743

By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 26 April 2011 15:59

No shit, you must be weird for having friends like that.

Tuesdays76 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:03

Who doesn't have a Facebook for their cat?

Comments

hpfan777 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:13

Harry Potter is amazing though!

fayettie 3

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:19

I hope you brought up all your 'friends' shitty characteristics in retaliation to her bitchy comment fyl!

hpbrocster 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:19

apparently, your the weird one for not being obsessed with a worldwide phenomenon (Harry Potter). get with the program

jrmetz 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:24

wow that is crazy!! you need new friends lol

beastlybeauty 4

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:39

yah.. i have a "friend" like that. exept shes a total lesbo and doesnt have a cat. and shes dating this guy thats totally gay. plus she has more of a mustach than him

IvyRose 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:42

I have an unhealthy obsession to Harry Potter...and I'm sorta proud of that. I'm also proud of the fact that I'm weird. be proud young grasshopper! you are both weird!