Work: Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry...

By spicybasement - 17/03/2015 15:38 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML

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Wednesday 18 March 2015 4:19

I said I'll check with my manager and she looked at me like I had 3 heads. We didn't end up making it but he had 4 orders of crispy chicken patties instead.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:15

At Burger King he'd have gotten it his way!

XBurytheCastleX 25

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:12

Maybe the doctor didn't specify the purpose of his salad.

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soulcrusher11 16

Friday 20 March 2015 7:23

getting a salad from McDonalds is same as getting hug from hooker

doglady 16

Saturday 21 March 2015 2:10

Sounds like your average McDonald's customer.

ChodyRay 1

Saturday 21 March 2015 12:24

yeah lettuce and hot frying oil don't mix. trust me on that. or celery.

Wargen 8

Thursday 26 March 2015 3:41

God I love Alberta for these kinds of reasons.

WittyMoron 22

Friday 27 March 2015 20:53

Oh come on, deep fryers are fun! I would ask you to deep fry a chair.

haphazardly 15

Wednesday 2 December 2015 4:49

Dew it

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