By god - 29/04/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Livingston

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Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML
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PossiblyInDanger 24

At least you didn't find out he was cheating on you.

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niallo 23

At least he kept a good grip on the situation.

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grashopper8 7

Gross. That's ****** up, I'm sorry

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PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

Ew ew no ew no. I hope you smacked some sense into him later (not literally, though that'd probably work as well). That's just disgusting.

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jamiennessey 3

That.... Is disgusting. What the **** is wrong with people?

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jmann8811 15

Where the hell did he cum at?

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trell000 13

Lmfao!!! this is one of the funniest fmls I've ever read.

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megadki14 6

he didn't want to save it for you? maybe the wine did get to his head: to have that idea in the first place.

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