Love and Weddings: Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be...

By puppielover - 21/08/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By disaster... - 20/05/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

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By BlueSteele220 - 22/03/2016 08:57 - United States - Coppell

Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 22:00

Today, I heard that my stepmom’s mother passed away… via a public Facebook post made by my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

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Don't know, don't care

By Fuck you too, Grandma - 25/05/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML

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Time to run

By sad day - 21/06/2020 17:04

Today, my dad planned his wedding to his mistress for literally the day after his divorce from my mom becomes final. My dad says he’ll be devastated if I don’t go, while my mother will feel betrayed if I do. I’m not sure who to hurt. FML

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By LostSoul - 10/07/2019 02:06

Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML

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Saturday 21 August 2010 23:29

NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.

my2centsworth 15

Saturday 21 August 2010 23:25

Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.

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Carl_Duker 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 4:10

they making a left turn !! making another left turn !! making another one omg this is so exciting !!

guitarplayer95 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 4:14

Only in the South!

samiboy9 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 5:19

have the wedding before then go to the NASCAR race as a party for afterwards

mikethemuffin 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 5:31

congrats there missing the best day of your life for the lamest and most white trashy excuse of a sport ever created. have a nice one.

Bartimaeus 7

Sunday 22 August 2010 5:34

Wohoo! Another left turn!! :D

123e3 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 6:06

LMAO! Rednecks and their NASCAR

123e3 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 6:10

N.ot A. S.port C.ommon A.mong R.ednecks

ninjasaurous 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 6:20

30-you're a *****.

ashlovesemy 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 6:24

Hell yeah!! haha Nascar, just move up your wedding!

lilkilla13 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 6:27

there makin a left turn!!!! there makin another left turn!!!! oh no a commericial come back in 10 minutes and you won't miss a damn thing!!!

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