Love and Weddings: Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be...

By puppielover - 21/08/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By disaster... - 20/05/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

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By BlueSteele220 - 22/03/2016 08:57 - United States - Coppell

Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML

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Last to know

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 22:00

Today, I heard that my stepmom’s mother passed away… via a public Facebook post made by my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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Tripping

By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

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Don't know, don't care

By Fuck you too, Grandma - 25/05/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML

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Time to run

By sad day - 21/06/2020 17:04

Today, my dad planned his wedding to his mistress for literally the day after his divorce from my mom becomes final. My dad says he’ll be devastated if I don’t go, while my mother will feel betrayed if I do. I’m not sure who to hurt. FML

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By LostSoul - 10/07/2019 02:06

Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML

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Saturday 21 August 2010 23:29

NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.

my2centsworth 15

Saturday 21 August 2010 23:25

Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.

Comments

gratisboy121 2

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:57

you might be a red neck if

R_Willy 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:50

cut them off from the family... only dumbass rednecks skip out on a wedding and rather watch people drive in a large circle

THOMASisMYname 8

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:07

stupid rednecks.

AvikC818 8

Sunday 14 August 2011 14:39

Rednecks are stupid, sorry excuses for human beings

bccaper 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 12:28

oh well, two less redneck assholes getting wasted on light beer at your wedding making fools of themselves. enjoy your day op

nicolebabyy 4

Wednesday 9 November 2011 20:01

Hahahaa well that's pretty messed up.

Juicy2011 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 9:11

Red necks.... Smh.....

MaRyJaNeRulz 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 23:46

Wooo! Nascar Woooo!

ZeroIce 12

Friday 15 June 2012 6:33

Really? They wanted to watch cars drive in circles? Really?

babysittingfail 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:22

Ummmm..... I can tell you're a close family?

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