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By taydean - 26/05/2011 21:31 - United States

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Humble

Today, my sister threw my water bottle as a joke. When I stepped off the bleachers, my right foot lost its footing and my other foot followed. Now I have two sprained ankles at the same time. FML

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dreamering 16

Friday 27 May 2011 0:59

I think # 3 was behind the door.

Jorcar 8

Friday 27 May 2011 0:53

Way to be random.

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alexrider65 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:46

retard haha something I wud do now! but he'll yah thts randoom

pinky1234 0

Monday 30 May 2011 4:58

nice.

marizahh 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:37

something I would do. (x

gingersthename 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:33

I work at wendys!!!

saltypirate 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:52

That will probably never be funny...

nixter5 18

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:15

Every FML that has "thought it would be funny" in it is an automatic YDI xP

That897Guy 0

Monday 11 July 2011 16:11

You deserved it for still thinking "This is Sparta" is funny. In fact, you deserved far worse.

katiechann 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 8:37

It wouldn't have been very funny in the first place..

sarahbear992 6

Monday 6 February 2012 7:57

I'm embarrassed for your sister. FHL and YDI...

littlebluepill 1

Tuesday 8 May 2012 21:58

Um...why would that be funny?

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