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By taydean - 26/05/2011 21:31 - United States

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 14:18 - United Kingdom

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By lulabell - 19/05/2009 02:07 - United States

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By shit - 26/01/2014 18:20 - United States - South Holland

Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML

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Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Humble

Today, my sister threw my water bottle as a joke. When I stepped off the bleachers, my right foot lost its footing and my other foot followed. Now I have two sprained ankles at the same time. FML

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dreamering 16

Friday 27 May 2011 0:59

I think # 3 was behind the door.

Jorcar 8

Friday 27 May 2011 0:53

Way to be random.

Comments

ILoveTabz 0

Friday 27 May 2011 7:20

smoooooooth

hottay7164 18

Friday 27 May 2011 7:45

why would that be funny?

McLovinnz 0

Friday 27 May 2011 8:03

now imma let you finish, but this isn't 300

Chuck94_fml 0

Friday 27 May 2011 8:07

Ur cool

sanchezjesus368 7

Friday 27 May 2011 8:10

does anyone know what happened to the old posters a year back like snickerdoodle ect. just wondering

Boomer21 0

Friday 27 May 2011 8:58

"I thought it would be funny..."= Instant YDI

Shane_0h 6

Friday 27 May 2011 8:59

and your reason for yelling that would be to look like an idiot any way right??

jerilyn333a 0

Friday 27 May 2011 9:13

wow your cool

supaisu 0

Friday 27 May 2011 9:40

Sparta jokes stopped being funny after the trailer came out and people overused the shit out of them.

shnukqueta 0

Friday 27 May 2011 10:14

ydi for eating at Wendy's.

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