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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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PInK_ExCiTeD 7

Wow! I hope she dumped your ass! F****** asshole!

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Iniezian 18

I can't understand how cheaters can come onto this site and possibly expect sympathy.

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VixSparda 5

find a bridge and jump any doctor would recommend suicide for you now

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USMC0331 0

Way to go dude! **** all these other butthurt fags! I support you all the way! At least your getting laid

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caitiebug1119 15

I hope she slapped you hard and slapped the girls below her on the list. Also, why document things like that?!

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HSOMGF 5

It always amuses me when cheaters get caught then look for sympathy on FML. As if. YDI.

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