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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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nic1183 2

That's what you get!

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gantoman 13

Who the **** keeps a rating list of all the women he slept with?

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PYLrulz 17

You are a low life piece of shit OP.

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lolmandi 9

Go to hell you prick!!!!

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VaultDweller106 7

You ******* deserve it you cheating piece of shit. **** get life for having to deal with your ass. I hope you get the pleasure of sipping shit from satan's slimy sphincter in hell.

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ladybuggirl1234 3

You are a freaking asshole!!! Your poor hopefully ex now!!!

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freakguy455 0

I usually don't make comments like this, but sometimes you just have to say it......DUMBASS!!!

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