By TankTankTank - 11/09/2009 17:11 - United States
Same thing different taste
By man2 - 23/09/2010 11:18 - Ireland
Thank you for your service
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Unconditional support
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Flimsy excuse
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Why? What? Where? When?
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The single life
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You Know what I've noticed? There are SO MANY FMLs Like this! "Today [Some person said/did something demeaning my person], I am [HUGE LIST of awesome things about me] and [Something derogatory about the offender]. All that aside, OP You're obviously fantastic, so she obviously lied about why she left. She actually left you because you shouted Semper Fi whenever you came ;-)
Shit that actually sounds hot. Let's all start shouting mottos when we ******.
maybe she is saying you need to spend more time with her. god bless you for being in the marines but i think she just wants you around more
She's probably right, you're in the army.
good luck, thank you for your service, and just know that you are now open to whatever.
I hope nobody thinks I hate the service when I say "that's what you get for being a Marine." It's just that my husband is in the Army and we like to pick on Marines. So...that's what you get for being a Marine. THAT BEING SAID, **** her and go you. At least you're taking responsibility for the important things that you believe in.
She is not worth you dude
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That kind of sucks until you realize that you just lost a deadbeat. Now go find yourself a real woman.
Good riddance?